some people need walking lessons
I’ve noticed there are two kinds of walkers in this world. The majority walk with their arms swaying forward and back parallel to the way they’re walking. Then there’s this weird minority that walk with their arms swaying perpendicular to the way they’re walking. It’s like they started to do some tap dancing routine and now they’re stuck walking awkwardly. It’s completely unnatural. Look at the pedestrian crossing sign. Is the silhouette swaying its gender neutral arms in a perpendicular path? Of course not. The arms are in motion in a plane parallel to the way the silhouette is walking. This is the way humans were meant to walk. I wonder what happens if you try to walk while holding hands with an awkward walker? Awkward walkers must need to couple up with other awkward walkers.
