Halloween Celebrity

PongPong_eliI was Pong for Halloween this year. I cut a big hole in a square piece of foam and shoved my face through it. I looked really ridiculous. Then I would hold up two long thin pieces of styrofoam on either side of my head and bounce my head between them by only moving my neck. I went to an underground party called “Brass Tax” that started at 4:20am. Imagine seeing a guy walking around with his face poking through a square piece of foam while holding pieces of styrofoam in his hands. People looked at me with an expression like they had just smelled sour milk or something. They had no idea what the hell I was. Then they’d come up to me and say “What are you?”. I wouldn’t say anything. I would just hold up the styrofoam paddles and bounce my head between them. The response: “At first I thought you were a total idiot. Now I think you’re a genius.” Apparently the line between idiot and genius is a thin one. People would grab me and ask me to do the bouncing head-ball thing for their friends. As I was walking around, people started shouting “PONG!”. I felt like one of those one-name celebrities like Prince or Cher or something. I really loved being called Pong. I was at an earlier house party and the same thing happened. I was playing some tunes from my iPod for the dance floor. When I’d put on a song, the dancing people would cheer “PONG!”. Maybe I should always walk around with that foam thing on my face and change my name to Pong.

4 Responses to “Halloween Celebrity”

  1. Courtney Says:

    AWESOME!!!

    I am *so* doing that next year.

    But, as a female, I will have to go as Slutty Pong. (b/c that’s what we girls do on halloween… why be a cop when you can be a slutty cop… why be and FBI agent when you can be a slutty FBI agent… house keeper? no! french maid? yes! Disney character? no! Disney character in a short skirt and fishnets? yes!)

    I love Halloween.

  2. Eli Says:

    The only thing better than Pong is Slutty Pong. Now THAT is genius.

  3. Roma Says:

    That has to be the best costume idea ever (i.e. hilarious.. but with very little money invested).

    I’m always trying to convince my fiends that we should dress as the Spartan cheerleaders from SNL.. but you’d be shocked and amazed at how many men object to dressing as a cheerleader.

    Anyway, hi. I’ve read your blog for a while, bur never commented.

    May I call you Pong?

  4. Eli Says:

    Of course you can call me Pong.

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