the bathroom bonus
Sunday, May 1st, 2005
Since toilet talk seems to be the only thing that inspires commentary, I am going to reveal my concept for the “bathroom bonus” in a desperate attempt to see new comments in my blog.
When I worked downtown, I realized my co-workers were taking way more bathroom breaks than I was. I thought it was a bit unfair that, because of my superior bowels, I was getting paid the same amount desipite the obvious fact I was getting more work done during the day. This lead me to dream up the idea of the bathroom bonus.
I foresee a future where employees across corporate America will have some kind of bathroom access card. When you use the card to enter the bathroom, you’re “clocked in”. When you leave the bathroom, you’re clocked out. At the end of the year, the computer will add up your bathroom hours and if you’re under a certain amount of hours for the year, you get a bathroom bonus. The fewer the hours, the bigger the bonus.
Infrequent pee-ers unite!
