let’s talk about boobs

CleavageI don’t understand why most guys find big boobs so appealing. Massive mamaries are like the SUV of the boob world. Come on, do we really need all that boob? No, we don’t. We can’t handle all that boob. When they’re big, they’re just all over the place. It’s like herding cats.

So what’s my point? What am I saying? Am I saying big boobs are like a herd of cats? No. But women do tend to like cats.

I’m saying the world’s gone crazy. The women with the most unappealingly huge chest have everyone convinced they’ve got the proverbial pot of gold at the end of the rainbow inside their bra. And the women with the superior small to medium sized chest don’t seem to understand how much better it is. So I’m here to shout it from the rooftops! Or at least the top of this page. Down with big and up with small!

10 Responses to “let’s talk about boobs”

  1. John Says:

    The picture makes my naughty bits feel a little funny.

  2. Barry Says:

    I’m with ya on the little boobs man. Much nicer in my experience.

  3. Dd-chan Says:

    See.. that’s not fair either.. what happens to ppl who’s born w/ big boobs!?!
    My opinion, au naturale is the best, whether it’s big, medium or small! ^_^

  4. Eric Says:

    Its mearly a visual stimuli. Bigger is better seems to be the motto of America right now. Do you not agree? Personally I like B to C cup sizes, yet sometimes when I see a big pair of hooters I am stimulated, just like an other stimulating sight in this world. We men have a short when it comes to controlling ourselves when we are stimulated. Thats why we yell at sporting events and usually get out of hand when we are riled up.

    If you have small ones keep’em!

  5. Melissa Says:

    as long as they’re natural, i’m for em ;)

  6. Rachel Says:

    I find your last statement to be a particularly amusing double-entendre: down with the big and up with the small. In my experience, that is exactly what happens, over time. With age, the pleasantly small-chested woman’s breasts remain in their proper place, while the over-endowed end up with the baseball-in-a-sock effect.

  7. Eli Says:

    Good point, Rachel. While all small boobs are not created equal, they generally hold up better over time.

    Hey, I think I just made another double entendre.

  8. Dd-chan Says:

    And..
    when it comes to boobs.. everyone’s interested! ^_^ Look at the many comments for this discussion already! :D

  9. randi Says:

    I have been saying for years that it’s nothing to be jealous about!

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