my new foreign socks
I was off visiting some friends in London and I stumbled across some cool socks for sale. I bought the socks and decided to wear them out the next night. I imagined how cool my ankles would look in these socks as I undid the packaging. When I unfolded the socks I got a rude awakening. The cool design wasn’t located in the ankle area, where any normal sock designer would put them. In fact, the design is placed under the foot. Have you ever seen the bottom of someone’s sock? If you answered yes to this question, you are either doing someone’s laundry or have some bizarre sock-bottom fetish. Is England a country full of people with a sock-bottom fetish? Am I supposed to go to a party, take off my shoes and then put my feet up to show off my fancy sock-bottoms? Or is this the work of some kind of evil sock supervillain?
This is how the socks looked in the package. You’d assume these spots are on the ankle area.
Then I opened them up and saw that the spots were on the bottom of the foot. What’s the dilly, yo?
